Science Fiction's new Saga

So just what is the Alienbutt Saga?

Well you have a good idea it has something to do with Science fiction, but that covers alot of things. Well the Alienbutt Saga is a whisky-fueled saga written by the often drunk story teller Glenn Scrimshaw. Imagine if Luke had been a drunken junk food addict with bad wind instead of the clean cut farm boy and you're half way there. Science Fiction can make anything possible so here is a brief peek into the Alienbutt universe.

Humanity finally enter space and are accepted into the Universal Federation of the Inner Systems, an organisation that has kept the thousands of planets stable and peaceful for hundreds of years. Their goal is simple, respect and fair trade overseen by the Federal Senate where all voices are equal. Only the humans turned up and things start to change. Humanity soon realise that they are onto a winner as the peoples of the Inner Systems become addicted to a simple beverage. Coffee becomes the legal drug that quickly allows the companies of Earth to take control of everything of worth as coffee addiction takes over.

Only the Ick Empire, a race who stand apart from the Federation and the simple planet of the Alienbutt's are immune to the advances of coffee addiction and that is where the troubles begin. The Ick have a prophecy that warns them of a war that will see their Empire crumble and only one without a destiny can save them. The leaders of the Coffee Houses of Earth also learn of their own prophecy, one where they will rule the univese unoppossed and so they too start to plan and plot. Thus begins the new science fiction saga that tells of the rise of a new hero who is forgotten by destiny but destined to save the Ick and the universe. The only problem is he is a drunken, kebab eating slob of a taxi driver and the approaching war is about to kick off. Can Piestoff Alienbutt stay alive and sober, for long enough to change the destiny of the universe and become the greatest hero ever know in the universe. Grab a copy of the Alienbutt Saga and discover a universe where the daft and impossible surround the most unlikely hero ever to stagger out of a pub trying to outrun a destiny that shouldn't know who he is.

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